In the beginning there was the project.
And with the project there was a plan and a specification.
But the plan was without form, and the specification was void.
Thus the darkness was on the face of the implementers thereof.
The implementers therefore spake unto their supervisor.
"This is a crock of sh*t and we can not abide the stink which abounds."
And the supervisor spake unto the department manager.
"This is a crock of excrement and we can not abide the odor which abounds."
And the department manager spake unto the director.
"This is a vessel of excrement and the odor is very offensive."
And the director spake unto the division vice president.
"This vessel is full of that which makes things grow, and its characteristics are very strong."
And the vice president spake unto the CEO.
"This vessel promotes growth of the division, and it is very powerful."
And the CEO looked at the project and saw that it was good.
